“Here’s Your SIGN” - Background
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"Here’s Your SIGN" is a comedy routine and accompanying song developed by Bill Engvall in the
1990s. The general idea is that people
ask naïve and/or silly questions.
Engvall then makes a cutting comment, and says, “Here’s Your SIGN.” The SIGN says, “I’M STUPID.” Here’s an example:
Last
time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one
of these side-of-the-road gas stations, the attendant walks out, looks at my
truck, looks at me, I swear to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"
I
couldn't resist.
I
said "Nope."
"No,
I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me."
"Here's Your SIGN."
Here’s
a link to the lyrics:
https://genius.com/Bill-engvall-heres-your-sign-lyrics
Here’s a link to
the Wikipedia entry:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here%27s_Your_Sign
Here’s
a link to a youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBjelRDKHUk
Bill Engvall
reportedly after his performances would sell “I’M STUPID” signs to audience
members. It’s probably useful to have
such a SIGN available to give to people who deserve it. To recognize the fact that stupidity knows no
boundaries, below is an appropriate SIGN in a variety of languages. Copy/Paste the SIGN, print it, and give to your friends, coworkers, etc.
when appropriate!
The
SIGN with the frame:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1xwb9DhSGU6tHwzmUqXrbL2IquME5kwfg/view?usp=sharing
The
SIGN without the frame:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1xwb9DhSGU6tHwzmUqXrbL2IquME5kwfg/view?usp=sharing
Enjoy!
Here are links to explanations for why some groups richly deserve their SIGN:
1. Right to Lifers
Link:
https://heresyoursignabortion.blogspot.com/2022/09/heres-your-sign-right-to-lifers.html
2. Climate Clodpolls: (a) Climate Activists, (b) Cities, Counties, and States with Climate Action Plans, and (c) Climate Catastrophists
Link:
https://climatechangeheresyoursign.blogspot.com/2022/09/heres-your-sign-for-climate-clodpolls.html
3. San Diego:
https://heresyoursignsandiego.blogspot.com/2022/10/heresyour-sign-san-diego.html
